Whatever your problem is, things could be worse.
Quick sample:
“Today, I returned home from college and saw a framed picture of my parents and my younger sister on an elephant in an exotic jungle. I pointed to the picture and asked my mom, “Is this some photoshop job?” She responded, “No, we went to Thailand for a family trip, didn’t we tell you? FML”
“Today, I saw a elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. At that point I noticed my phone had fallen out of my pocket in the street and was run over by several cars. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML”
“Today, after class, my teacher pulled me aside and said “You know, I never received the e-mail regarding your disabilities that your parents mentioned. Could you have them resend it?” What disabilities? FML”
“Today, at a strategy session my manager displayed a flow chart of his employees. I wasn’t included. Apparently I had been fired and they forgot to tell me. FML”
“Today, I went to Macy’s to go shopping, I was wearing a shirt and tie and dressed nicely. Customers came to for questions, but I just ignored them. Minutes later, thinking I was an employee, the manager came and yelled at me, and threatened to fire me. FML”
F*** My Life – FML : Your everyday life stories..
